a medical student : finale pt.

salam aleyk to all~

bosan sket yek, kekurangan update skg :)

firstly, kita sama2 continue 'muhasabah' form kita dulu yek.
dah masuk finale part daa..ngaa~
sebenarnya, all those things are just parts of the real medical student life.
it can be different with a doctor's life..(i guess).
but still it comes with theme of learning, aite..

wokey, let's continue~

41. You don’t know why your handwriting has increased in size and incomprehensibility.
- takleh baca tulisan sendiri..(ye la, kalo tulis masa mata tertutup..sape bleyh paham, kan..)

42. You’re completely socially retarded when you hang out with non-medics as you don't know what to talk about besides your miserable life as a medical student.
-argh~tidak! Bole lagi kawan ngan adik…pasal citer cina, maybe? or his flight engines? (tataw pape gak nih..huhu)

43. You see an extremely fit and hot person at the gym and the first thing you notice is their appendectomy scar.
- pirate scar? :p

44. A patient/doctor asks if you've done a procedure before (e.g. cannulation, suturing) and you say "Yes", without revealing the fact that the previous patients were plastic models.

45. You know you’re too old to be studying anything more intensive than a cookbook, and there’s practically no more space in your brain to fit anything.
- insyaAllah, ada ruang agi.. :)

46. You don’t understand why summer vacation is only one month, although summer itself is three months.
-xde summer hols~ Cuma 2 weeks of sem break (longest one la tu for summer break)~huhu

47. You hate someone and know exactly how to kill them even without involving cyanide or carbon monoxide.
*demon tanduk empat lagi* ;p

48. Sarcasm is your second language. After swear words/cursing.
- owh, kesian orang itu~

49. You look at people’s hands and arms and wonder which vein would be a ‘good vein’ for venepuncture or cannulation.
- yep! coming to it now~

50. You wash your hands after meals and the loo using the 6-step technique.
– almost 6 steps~ 'washing hands prevents infections! '-papa Naveen.

51. You’re secretly happy that the really smart guy stopped medical school and start complotting who next to eliminate. Just so the normal distribution skews to the left so you won’t fail.
-xtaw

52. You can tell what day it is from knowing which consultant is doing his ward round that day.

53. School is anytime between 8 to 8. The next morning, I mean.
- ponteng tu kuar tajuk la yer..(i want to improve!!)
- love med. school! - restart with better mindset, keep good ones, leave bads behind..and off you go!~(me actually~ahah)

54. You think every male wearing scrubs is hot/sexy, no matter how ugly they really are.
-uhum~xpun

55. You wonder where they keep thyroxine and morphine so you can steal them.

56. Your roommate, housemate, neighbour, boyfriend, girlfriend, any close friends and practically everybody are not spared from being your simulated patient .
- ngeh ngeh ngeh...my sphygmomanometer ada kat kampung padang paloh ar..(btol lar tu~)

57. You can’t wait for weekends, so that you can catch up on your readings.
- and being free, plus qadha’ tidoq~hoyeah!

58. You don’t look at people’s faces when you talk to them. You look at their neck – for carotid pulsations, JVP, thyroid, SCM, thyroid cartilage, …
-cikgu ajar, Dr. Pallavi eh?..hehe..

59. You lose weight just from walking around and up and down 5 floors of stairs for 4 hours for ward rounds.
-takde pun?..(BBH tiga tingkat jer..)

60. You blame neurotransmitters and hormones for anything going wrong in your life.
- I’m blaming caffeine for ruining my circadian rhythm, yet i'm still taking it! (sometimes for a cup of coffee?)

61. Your hair starts greying and falling out at the age of 21.
-argh~plus stress of being in India. *try to smile*

62. You have a list of pathologies that you don't mind dying from. Definitely not cancer though.

63. You count the days till your next more-than-two-days-weekend-break, which is at least 4 months away.
- every time!