salam to all readers~ :)
bizi-bizi
hari khamis dan meletihkan. having clinical classes thru'out the day at Bangalore Baptist Hospital. tapi, berbaloi la sbb papa Naveen yang mengajar kelas surgery hari ini. *can't wait to join the 5th term -> surgery posting again~*.
things to be concerned (toplist version)
1. presentation on open angle glaucoma - dah beres, lega rasanya. :)
2. pharmacotherapeutic cases study - dateline : tomorrow!!
3. opthalmology exam
4. be prepared for 2nd IA this Ramadhan~ waa~ dah dekat!!!
anything else was left out?? erm..remind me~
next to be concerned...regarding the title itself!
let's continue the 2nd part~
here you go~
21. Your friend is upset/distressed about something and you think “Yes, a mental health issue that I can practise my skills on!”
-x~
22. You work out so that you get a six pack, so that you will make a good simulated patient for the seniors.
-xde seniors, xde kaitan jua~
23. You hold/shake your friend/partner’s hand for more than 15 seconds and realise you’re taking their pulse.
– absurd nih, but I’m going to,har har~
24. You still have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend (ever) by the time you qualify. And you don’t bother, since the divorce rate is 70% for physicians.
– owh?!
25. Your friend/cousin zooms in front of you with his brand new car and treats you to lunch with his own paycheck and on top of that, talks about property and houses to buy. And you’re still struggling to buy second hand reference books.
- x...buku bersusun atas rak dah cam mini library, ironis ~
26. You find yourself always carrying a pen even if you’re out for a date/lunch/dinner. – baru tersedar!
27. You have exams in a few days and when you try doing practice questions, you don’t know what to do with your pen besides underlining the key words in the question.
– oops!
28. Conversations with people involve “So tell me what happened.”, “So how does that make you feel?”, and “I understand it must be very difficult for you.”
- apa lagi patut dikata ye? History taking teruslaa ~
29. You have a fever/flu/cold/cough/sore throat and can’t rest until you identify which patient caused it. Better not be that HIV or TB patient.
- iatrogenic to us~
30. You seem to know too much gossip about too many people, and yet you’re not sure how that happened.
31. You’re 100% sure you’re fat/chubby because of Cushing’s, ascites, hypothyroidism or oedema.
- uhuh~ nope~ simply becoz i love to eat~ ^_^
32. You often wonder why the heck you even bothered to take medicine when you know you’ll work nights, be underpaid and always have to keep the clients (patients) happy. Just like a hooker.
33. You're overly proud of the fact that you have a non-medic friend. And they’re not invisible.
-ppl of L-05, lina from L-12...dzeq from kg. topaz, ila from kg. garnet...
courtesy of kyuem 04/06~ etc etc etc
34. You’re cleaning a patient’s wound (draining pus or any other gruesome theme) and keep thinking about what to have for lunch.
- masa dissect pun boleh berdiskusi nak masak apa untuk dinner~
35. You feel upset that everybody is going back early for summer and feel like doing nikah mut`ah, just so you don’t talk to the wall for two months.
- erm? Xde cuti summer..
36. You describe the hall as hyperechoic, the paint on the wall as anaemic and the bookshelf as elevated.
- belom lagi…cadangan yang bagus..hehe
37. You have a peak moment in life when a senior says “good” or “well done”; it’s so relieving to know you’re not a complete drain on society.
38. Your intelligence/stupidity and fitness to practise is assessed based on which medical school you go to.
– uish! ‘1st batch is always the best’- Dr. Rao, Anatomy lecturer of IMS, ex-surgeon~*wink*
39. You get turned on by every other male doctor, but feel nothing when performing a testicular examination on a young fit (soldier!) patient. Without gloves.
40. You’re content knowing that you actually do lead a normal and sane life. Even if it’s just a few hours in a day, while you’re asleep.
p/s: selamat menyambut isra' & mikraj -27 rejab di Bangalore.
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