there you go..reading a 'muhasabah' form of being a medical student..tick it if yes. haha~
got it from kak zaatil page, bakal zaujah abg kadir..tahniah diiringi bersamanya~ :).
oh, anyway..it's a 60-smthg list. this is the first part, wokey~
You know you’re a medical student when…
1. You take forever explaining to people how long you'll be in school for, and realise you’ll get a medical doctor title the same time your friend gets a PhD doctor title.
2. You get hung-over from work on the weekdays, and from alcohol/intoxicating substances (to try to forget the pain of medical school) on the weekends.
3. You contemplate anything between dropping out and suicide after you finish each exam, even before knowing the results. - before amek xm???!
4. The only people you like/adore/have a crush on/fall in love with are your colleagues/seniors/juniors. (Haha..seems it’s becoming true..wakaka)
5. You get depressed and emotional just thinking about how bad a doctor you’ll become in a few years. (I am. sigh~)
6. You equate/try to relate each doctor/medical staff you meet with a character in House, ER, Scrubs or Grey’s Anatomy. The wannabe is Dr. Chase..becoz of his accent! haha
7. You often mumble to yourself, “OMG! Am I supposed to know that?” as soon as you see or hear about some disease/symptom/sign that you completely have no clue about. Then you blame it on the medical school for not teaching you that.
8. The sound of a van reversing with a beep makes you look around for someone’s bleep. (sometimes~ lucky kat sini bunyi tune LAGU HINDUSTAN, xde lah I’m becoming too aware..ahaks!)
9. You answer every question with, “Hmm (pretending to think for a second), I don’t know.” And you know the most correct answer is, “It depends, sir.”
-oh yes! exactly! especially during viva voce..
10. You diagnose every single abnormality on yourself/family/friends as a life-threatening condition. You think the tiny haematoma on your finger is a risk for PE.
-relating medical staff to sastera pun bley gak~haha
11. You have a crush on each senior medical student or doctor who teaches you something (of the opposite sex most of the time). – tade~tade~
12. You have too many free pens, notebooks, pamphlets, peak flow meters, blood glucose monitors etc. You know the drug reps are trying to buy you.
-owh..masuk dalam list lagi~haha
13. You watch House and ER, and think you can score in the exams and get through medical school. Wrong, only Dr.Wikipedia helps.
-I also watch medical investigation and Iryu (team medical dragon!)
14. You instantly feel that you want to bang your head against the wall whenever someone says “You’re a medical student? You must be very smart then!”, because it’s an unbearable accusation.- sangat2~
15. You have bouts of breaking down, screaming or crying in the last month and wished that you were not a medical student, yet still continue the course as you have no idea what you would do if you quit. Besides knowing you don’t have enough brains to do anything else either.
- is interior designing still do? *berangan jer lebey~*
16. You feel there is something wrong if you don’t have an exam coming up.- hik3
17. You often suddenly wake up in the middle of the night with palpitations and sweating, thinking it’s the day of your exams/OSCE/portfolio review.
-susahnya idop~ ngehehe..marche ou creve je la yer!
18. The only pyjamas you have and want to wear are scrubs.
-tak~tak~(blom lagi agaknye)
19. You think the 6-8 glasses of water recommended daily means coffee.
- I’m anti-caffeine! A glass of cold coffee makes me suffer a week~even a glass of milo also..ow tidak!~
20. You evilly wish that someone will get hurt/collapse on the train/in any public place so you can do first aid/resuscitation.
- *Demon bertanduk empat*
to be continued...
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